Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm sobbing to NWA
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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