I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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