Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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