i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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