how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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