Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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