have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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