Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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