yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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