Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I have feelings that need drinking.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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