He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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