Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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