Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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