sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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