i don't plan on having that self control this summer
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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