don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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