i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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