Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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