last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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