Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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