She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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