then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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