How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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