then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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