she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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