About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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