Dual....:-)
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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