babies were throwing up all over the place
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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