My hair reeks of homosexuality.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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