When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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