Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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