so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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