Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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