Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
vagina is talking i cant
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize