Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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