Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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