What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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