This is not my ceiling
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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