I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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