honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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