I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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