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(972): View more from Texas

What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?

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(773): View more from Illinois

I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat

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(303): View more from Colorado

she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.

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(619): View more from California

His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.

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(716): View more from New York

just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night

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(817): View more from Texas

I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up

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