I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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