you would pick up someone in the library
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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