While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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