his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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