i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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