I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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