2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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