dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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