We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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