She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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