I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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