you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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