terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Who died my cat blue again?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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