I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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